среда, 4 июня 2008 г.

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Doodly-Pup! by Carrie Nisly

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?

A cock-a-poodle-doo! Carrie Nisly, 8 San Diego, California

What's the scariest thing at a beach picnic?

A sandwich (sand witch) Lea Wehnau Merchantville, New Jersey

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who (liddle-oh-lay-dee-hoo)?

I didn't know you could yodel! Kailey McGinnis, 8 Arlington, Texas

How do flowers kiss?

With two lips (tulips)! Maggie Lavictoire Michigan

What kind of fish has two knees?

A two-knee (tuna) fish! Adam Nowak Brownstown, Michigan

Cracky the Clown, by Alex Robertson

What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up! Alex Robertson, 6 Georgia

Math Moniker, by Lexi Katz

What did one tree say to the other?

Geometry (Gee, I'm a tree)! Lexi Katz Port Washington, New York

Out-standing! art by Katie Curran, 7

What do baseball players do when they get hot?

They stand by their fans! Andrew Forsberg, 7 Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Net Benefit, by Renee Murray

What place loves tennis the most?

Tennessee! Renee Murray Merrimack, New Hampshire

What do you call a seagull flying over a bay?

A bay-gull (bagel)!

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